Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Raj's Ae Mere Watan Ke Logon moment

So (yawn) he was finally arrested, and he's out on bail too (yawn). Did you see him on TV- our precious little wannabe hero looked so excited, his cheeks were flushed, ears were pink and he couldn't stop smiling happily. What's the bet he was humming Ae Mere Watan Ke Logon as he was led in. And what's the bet his fav cousin was weeping enviously into his evening bowl of ussal-missal at Raj's photo ops, as our intrepid reporters kept us updated. But he surprised me, our Raj did. I thought he'd opt for judicial custody to up his wannabe hero image, but no, he took the coward's way out. CM Deshmukh made grand statements on Times Now, saying that Raj's divisive statements would not be tolerated, BUT hello, did you note that he made it very clear that Raj was arrested by the police and not the CM? Just in case...Ah, come on, Deshmukh, be a man! Anyway, just as well Raj wasn't arrested otherwise tomorrow morning's screaming headlines would have been his jail menu: Raj consumed one and a half chapattis , a glass of solkari, a bowl of dal but declined Amitabh Bachchan's favorite dish: alu methi! Ew! Good thing American Idol's on tonight- that's a jolly sight more riveting than this stupid farce. BTW, Jai Maharashtra!

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