Thursday, May 1, 2008

Raj Thackeray breaks a rhino's heart

Ooh, I absolutely adore Raj Thackeray and his MNS gang- their weird antics give Mel Brooks and Rowan Atkinson (as Mr. Bean) a run for their money ! First they bar entry to migrants and now they ban exit to a rhino. This poor rhino at the Mumbai zoo has beem pining for a spot of steamy action for years and they REFUSE to let it out of the state in search of a mate. 'He is the pride of Maharashtra*,' an MNS chappie thundered, 'we will not allow it out of our state!'
So the poor rhino, bless his broken heart, will be forced into celibacy. But then, sex is a bad thing in India, innit? This restraint is probably good for the rhino's soul. Now, if only the MNS stopped its members from breeding too, the nation and the rhino could exhale. But then, who would make me laugh?
* See, that's why I tell my nephews and niece that it's vitally IMPORTANT to read the papers. How else would we have known that rhino's were worshipped in Maharashtra? Live and learn!

1 comment:

Rash said...

ha ha...tis really happened...shucks..was on holiday so missed out on daily dose of midday