Two fantastic job opportunities are open for Maharashtra's unemployed youth: the post of Chief Minister and Deputy Chief Minister. It's evident that Vilasrao Deshmukh and RR Patil aren't doing justice to their jobs, in fact they're not doing justice to anything at all. Apart, of course, from shielding Raj Thackeray behind their extraordinarily volumnious skirts. Pinched from jobless bar-dancers, I assume. See, now I know why RR Patil banned bar dancers- the selfish man wanted all those glittering ghagra-cholis for himself!
And what's with the media these days? One day I see a pix of Raj Thackeray with his Great Dane (hello, why doesn't he have a local street dog?), the next day they show us a pix of Raj Thackeray with a German sausage. Are they trying to portray him as a cuddly person or are they subtly implying that he's gone to the dogs? Oddly enough the accompanying caption did not attempt a take off on Gerald Durrel's best book: Raj Thackeray and Other Animals.
Now for a small quiz:
Q. What's the difference between Vilasrao Deshmukh, RR Patil and Raj Thackeray?
A. Nothing! Absobloominglutely nothing! For shame!