Sunday, March 14, 2010

Lions, muggers and football hooligans - shiver

Yeah, we're going to South Africa. BH is worried that he may be living with pious, fully-clothed non-Charlie's angels within the next 4 years, so he has to see the world cup this year and fulfill his last death wish. Usually people on death row ask for a cigarette or something nice to eat like tiramisu, but BH is bloody difficult!

Am going with him ONLY to ensure that he doesn't do anything silly like leap out of a jeep when he sees lions at the one of the many wildlife parks on his wish list. The last time we went to Corbett he leapt out of a moving jeep to shoot a leopard! The guide had to race after him and drag him back while, of course, I was doing a Bianca Castafiore. BH informs me that there are 1600 lions at Krueger. Friends inform me that there are zillions of muggers in Jo'berg. Am not a happy person these days.

4 comments:

Rash said...

They do shoot the kingfisher calender there sometimes you know. And football has some hot thighs. So who knows, both of you might come back very happy.

rupagulab said...

@Rash: Oh BH will, that's for certain. Carnivorous animals and hot, sweaty men pointlessly racing after globular objects turn him on more than calender girls.

Rash said...

LOL Rupa. You are my inspiration for a happily married life ;D

δΈθˆ’ζœηš„ said...

Care killed the cat. take care yourself..........................